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It's the rest of the planet's version of college football ­ intense, emotioinal and Americans don't understand it.



Words on the World Cup, David Beckam
Plus Solutions for Soccer in the USA

World Cup '06 Photos

The World Cup is one of the world's greatest sports spectacles. Soccer is not.

First, the World Cup. From this American's armchair, it's the rest of the planet's version of college football – intense, emotional and a can't-lose-more-than-once (then not at all as it progresses) situation.

There is tradition, controversy, even legendary plays – the "hand of God" lives forever in World Cup lore. And extremely questionable officiating.


The crowd at World Cup '06 looked like an American college football game.

Fans dress in their country's colors, paint their faces, sing fight songs and tailgate before and after games (in the case of World Cup '06, this means German beer halls!). Any American used to Saturday afternoons at The Grove in Oxford, Miss., The World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party in Jacksonville, FL.; or the "backstop" at the Rose Bowl before USC-UCLA, should absolutely love the World Cup atmosphere.

The skill level of the players is amazing. How they can maneuver that ball through a crowd of defenders using nothing but their feet is an amazing feat. The spins on kicks are like fades and draws from a pro golfer. In one amazing moment, an Argentina player stopped a ball with his chest and knocked it to his foot and then into the goal in a single motion – after playing for nearly 100 minutes, no less. It's one of the most mesmerizing athletic feats of all time, almost right up there with Michael Jordan's mid-air hand switch in the NBA Finals against the Lakers for the Bulls' first championship.

And, of particular note, there's virtually no hot-dogging or "me me" actions by the players. This is a team game, a welcome relief after seeing the chest-thumping and touchdown celebrations far too prevalent in American professional sports. Heck, they even penalize players for arguing with the refs. Terrell Owens or Chad Johnson would barely make it out of the locker room. An MVP for "Hot Doggin'" Hines Ward? I don't think so!

For these reasons, I enjoyed World Cup '06. So much so that when Mexico or a Latin American team played, I tuned into Univision, the national Hispanic network. The announcers were so emotional and it was much more exciting.


Do not doubt that some Americans enjoyed the World Cup experience.

So why can't Americans embrace the World Cup and soccer in particular? Here's a few reasons:

• America is, for the most part, a stick-and-ball country (congratulations to NASCAR for breaking through and making such a huge impact with a different sport).

• Soccer is played only with the feet. Americans excel at hand-to-eye coordination, so it stands to reason if you take away the hands, you take away the coordination.

• Like the Olympics, the World Cup comes only once ever four years. Unlike the Olympics, there is no massive marketing buildup. There's so much going on here, we require this oversaturation to realize something of significance is about to occur. I'll argue that most Americans were not even aware the World Cup was happening until they caught a few highlights on SportsCenter.

• Also unlike the Olympics, the World Cup has no "chick sports" like figure skating to draw in the female audience. What TV should do instead is show more than the game – hot girls in the crowd, the party beforehand, groups of fans at the bars and places about town and the emotions surrounding events, thereby creating a "I wish I was there" atmosphere. (This approach should be applied to ALL sports and is a much better solution to things like Monday Night Football, instead of rock concerts that only the people at the game can enjoy.)

The Beckham Factor

Will David Beckham's presence with the LA Galaxy in Major League Soccer make a dent in America? Only if his wife, Posh Spice, takes the field.

While this has been a PR and marketing dream for the sport and league, it's unlikely to have much of an effect on mainstream America. We'll see Beckham in ads, thereby increasing recognition for the game, but early in his second season there are seats in the stands.

In a way, it's almost a do-or-die gamble for soccer. Because if the biggest thing the sport has to offer can't turn it around, what's left for it? That teenage "sensation" Freddy Abu that entered the league a few years ago initially received national media attention but in the end did nothing for soccer or the MLS. In fact his coach would not even play him!

Soccer as a Game


Soccer needs more of this - not just scoring but shots on the goal.

Here are soccer's biggest battles for popularity in the USA – and they are not head-knockers:

• It's not on TV. If Americans don't see a sport on TV on a regular basis well, it pretty much doesn't exist.

• There's no particular region in which it's popular. Soccer is undeniably huge among the Hispanic community – just watch Deportes during the nightly newscasts on your local Hispanic station and about all you'll see are soccer highlights – but not elsewhere. Hockey has the upper East Coast, NASCAR has the South (while it has grown to be popular elsewhere it's still biggest there) and beach volleyball has Southern California. Where is soccer's regional pull? Nowhere.

But the main problem with soccer and why it will never catch on in America is the game itself.

Here's the reasons for that statement:

• They pass the ball backward too much. That's it in a nutshell. "Experts" can argue about a lack of scoring but the real issue is the lack of an attempt to score. Americans are used to going forward in sports, to attack the basket or go for the end zone. Even Woody Hayes' old "three yards and a cloud of dust" offense was designed to move the ball forward.

In soccer, it's a pass backward here, another pass backward there, then another, and so on. "Boring!" Americans say. In three games in World Cup '06, Team USA had exactly one goal and only two shots on goal. Think about that for a second – two shots on goal in 4 1/2 hours of play. In the final moments of the win-or-go-home game, supposed USA star Landon Donavon had nothing between him and the goal other than a falling-down goalie and a patch of grass the size of a country club fairway only to literally pass on the potential game-tying goal. One could just feel the clicks of the TV remotes.

Soccer players make more passes than Bill Clinton.

Surely some savvy coach can come in and apply the principals of other sports to soccer and revolutionize the game. Spread the field to create better spacing and more open lanes like a fast break in basketball. Constantly strive to get players in scoring position, then go for the big hit, as in baseball. Overload one side of the field and run the equivalent of a power sweep, or suddenly swing the ball back to the weak side as in football.

And shoot, shoot, shoot. Eventually the defense will fold and the goalie will wear down. Our national soccer cheer could be "Fourth quarter's ours!"

What about attempting to block the kick from the opposing goalie before he sends it to midfield or beyond? (I'm not even sure if this is legal, but blocked punts and field goals are a constant possibility in American football.)

Purists will scoff at this notion, claiming I don't understand "the intricacies of the sport." That's true to a degree, but when you are going for a mass audience you must focus on the big picture. And the big picture is that players need to shoot more and pass less.

And not only do the players run backward, but so does the clock. Rather, it runs forward, and that's backward to Americans. Even after the game is apparently over, it continues to run. During the World Cup, it was interesting to note that on ESPN there was a "time remaining" box on the screen to indicate the anticipated conclusion while on Univision there was no such graphic. That's a true distinction of the different expectations of the two audiences.

Hockey, by the way, suffers from the same "going backward" problem as does soccer.

So if soccer wants to go forward in the USA, it literally needs to go forward.

The Bartender reported sports for three Southern newspapers and covered college football, baseball and basketball; PGA Tour and WTA events; the NFL (if one could call what the Atlanta Falcons played at the time professional football); and the CBA as well as a number of prep sports. He also played a little soccer in college.

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