How To Get Laid In New Orleans!
Top Tips For Finding Lust in the Big Easy
The balconies on Bourbon Street feed the sexual energy of New Orleans.
The temptations abound, as seemingly endless as the bars on Bourbon Street. There's sex all around but obtaining it for one's self can sometimes be as elusive as brain cells after a few Hurricanes at Pat O'Brien's.
This is not a story on where to find the hookers or how to score with strippers. It's things the the average person can do in order to get laid in New Orleans.
And it applies to both males and females. After all, girls want to get laid, too!
1.) GO TO JAZZ FEST
With lots of people, bands and lots of beer, JazzFest is ripe for finding sex.
This is New Orleans' #1 event for finding a partner, even more so than Mardi Gras.
That's because everyone is in a good, happy mood because, well, that's just JazzFest.It's busy,but not elbow-to-elbow crowded, so it's easy to get around the Quarter. People hey are drinking all day and into the night. Many of these encounters don't even get started on the fairgrounds or the bars.
PubClub.com had a friend once hook up with a girl he met in line at the Krystal burger. At 3 in the morning, of course.
JazzFest is always the last weekend of April and the first weekend of May.
There's other good events throughout the year, as well.
New Year's Eve is PubClub.com's Top party place for NYE. It's great, and meeting people is as easy as stepping out of the hotel room. Other good events to be in the Big Easy for include the Sugar Bowl (Jan. 2 in 2012, with the BCS Championship to follow on Jan 9), PardiGras, a drunken Jimmy Buffett celebration (Jan, 12-15 in 2012; hey you could just stay right on through from New Year's and bowl games), QuarterFest, a mini-JazzFest in the French Quarter in mid-April.
And Mardi Gras 2012 is early to mid February with Fat Tuesday being Feb. 21.
2.) GO TO THE LIVE MUSIC VENUES
The heart and soul of New Orleans is music. One of the best spots to meet people are at the city's live music venues, like Tipitina's, the House of Blues and the Maple Leaf. The latter is out of the Quarter (take a cab) where some of the best bands don't even take the stage until 1 or 2 in the morning.
3.) HIT BOURBON STREET FOR HAPPY HOUR
This is a great time to meet someone when things are not as busy as they are later at night. Every day from about 4-7, nearly every bar on Bourbon Street has some type of special. This is two-for-one drinks or even three-for-one. And not just beer, but cocktails, too.
It's a good time to be out because people's guard is not up at Happy Hour the way it is at, say, midnight.
4.) GO FOR SOMEONE FROM THE SOUTH
It's not that Southerners are easy lays, but they know New Orleans, they love New Orleans and they likely have spent a lot of time in New Orleans. They will likely be whooping it up the most and they like bringing outsiders into their party.
Take advantage of this Southern hospitality!
5.) THE DOLLAR BILL THEORY
This comes from Mr. Lay Vegas, who provided PubClub.com with tips on How to How to Get Laid in Las Vegas. And it goes something like this:
If you see a dollar bill laying on the ground, you'll likely pick it up right? It's the same with members of the opposite sex. You may want a $5, $10 or $20, but if there's a dollar bill laying around, make the effort to pick it up. Leave the spare change alone but there's nothing wrong at all winding up with a dollar bill.
So getting laid in New Orleans is not all that difficult. And if you don't, then don't let it ruin your trip. The Big Easy is fun regardless of the sexual outcome.