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The Ultimate Florida Keys Driving Guide From Miami To Key West

September 17, 2015 by kevinwilkerson 1 Comment

A Mile Marker By Mile Marker Tour 

Holiday Isle tiki bar Florida Keys
The drive through the Florida Keys is full of all kinds of diversions.




The key to fully experiencing Key West is not contained in some local bar or in a moment at sunset on Mallory Square.

Instead, it is located some 100 miles to the northeast at the beginning of what is known as the Overseas Highway, a scenic two-lane road with water on both sides, 43 bridges and enough diversions to properly delay any trip to the Conch Republic.

Here’s the destination, Mile Marker 0 in Key West. Careful of Keys Disease!

For it is here that “Keys Disease,” that infectious virus that temps every visitor to the southernmost city in the United States to stay far longer than originally intended, first takes hold in the system.

Oh, it’s possible to fly into Key West and its Caribbean outpost of an airport, but to do so misses so much of what makes this part of the world so special. So, too, is the shame for those who zoom down from South Florida without stopping to enjoy the many treasures along the way.

This area is knows as the Florida Keys, and it’s best enjoyed at a leisurely pace in a convertible. It has bars, restaurants, an underwater hotel and more dive shops than Los Angeles has fingernail salons.

Sports Illustrated once sent its models here for its annual swimsuit issue, and now that have we validated our point, it’s time to make our way – slowly – to Key West.

The Florida Keys Mile Markers 

Key West Mile Marker Zero
Mile Markers count down to, well, here at zero, in Key West.

Reference points are not the little towns that dot the Florida Keys, but instead the mile markers which line the highway. Without them, finding the proper places to stop would be virtually impossible. Mile markers are designed as MM, such as MM88.

Locals refer to places being “Bayside” and “Oceanside.” Bayside is on your right if you are headed south.

The Beginning – And The Beer Huggies

The route to the Keys begins at the end of the Florida Turnpike in the tiny community of Florida City. It’s a good place to stretch the legs after the hour-plus drive from Miami. Jack’s fishing store on the right is a bait-and-tackle shop that has the best beer huggies, those rubber devices that fit around cans to keep beverages cold.

Just past Florida City, there’s a sign pointing to the left for Card Key Sound Road. Turn there. The road winds through an authentic Florida habitat with mangroves, pelicans, etc.

Longnecks and Fish Sandwiches

Fish House Key Largo fish sandwich
The sandwiches are so fresh at Fish House it’s as if the fish swam onto the plate.

First among the many places to eat along the way is Alabama Jack’s. It comes up on the right just before the big old bridge along Card Key Sound Road. It’s a long-neck beer kind of place right on the water that serves a tasty fish sandwich.

The hard-core biker crowd can be a bit fishy, too, especially on sunny weekend afternoons, so approach with caution.

From there, make a right at the flashing light to get headed back to Key West.

At MM 102, the amicable staff at the Fish House serves true Florida fare, which grilled or fried seafood. The Fish House is one of the few restaurants that gets its fish fresh off the boats (most of the others get theirs from distributors).

The broiled yellowtail fish sandwich is so fresh it practically swims to your mouth.

Key Largo 

Key Largo is straight out of a movie; scenes from the 1948 film of the same name starring Humphrey Bogart, Lauren Bacall and Edward G. Robinson were shot here. At MM100, the landmark to another Bogart movie is on display, the steamboat from “The African Queen.”

John Pennekamp Coral Reef State Park and the adjacent Key Largo National Marine Sanctuary make this area a haven for snorkelers and divers.

True enthusiasts can spend hours exploring life beneath the land without worrying about running out of air because, in a twist of Keys creativity, they can spend the night underwater.

Jules’ Undersea Lodge (305-451-2353) is the world’s only underwater hotel. Guests dive 30 feet to their room, located in the Emerald Lagoon. Each room comes with a true ocean view – out of a port window. Dinner of fresh lobster and fish is delivered by a diver.

The rooms are fully equipped with a TV, VCR, air conditioning, showers, a stereo and a fully stocked galley. Guests are free to dive in the lagoon with its replica of a wrecked Spanish galleon.

Prices are not cheap –  $500-600 per person – and th hotel also offers three-hour visits, which includes unlimited access to the lagoon for certified divers, for $150. If you’ve got the money, this is the way to relax on the way to Key West!

MM88/MM84 

Holiday Isle Tiki Bar Florida Keys
The Holiday Isle Tiki Bar was once one of America’s top tiki bars.

The Mile Marker 88 restaurant serves authentic Florida food (fresh and fried seafood) in an ultra-friendly Keys style.

The Holiday Isle Tiki Bar in the town of Islamorda is a must-stop. It has “tourist trap” written all over it, but is a perfect rest stop. Swimming, jet skiing and other aquatic adventures await on its dock. And who can argue with the house drink specialty, the “Pain in the Ass,” a swirled combination of a pina colada and rum rummer.

There’s a hotel on the property, just in case one has too many pains to continue driving.

It must be noted that while Thrillist has named this one of America’s great tiki bars that website is out of date; now it’s a quiet reminder what what it used to be, and that was one of America’s great tiki bars.

Just across from the Tiki Bar is the Whale Harbor. The food is average at best, but the bar is a good change of pace from the Holiday Isle.

MM82

Lorelis Florida Keys bars
Lorelis , bayside, is a good place for a drink, fritters and sunsets.

Two miles further down the road sits Lorelei’s, the best place in the Keys to watch the sunset. It’s nearly always crowded, primarily with locals, who enjoy sitting outside having cocktails next to the water.

At MM80, Papa Joe’s is another stop for Florida-style cuisine.

Conch Fritters On The Water

Island Fish Company Florida Keys conch fritters
The Island Fish Company has the best conch fritters in the Keys.

Those looking for the Grassy Key Dairy Bar will be bummed that it closed (several years ago, in fact). This was a place that was recognized as having the best conch fritters in the Keys and was a frequent hangout of classic A-list celebrities, including Marilyn Monroe and Joe Dimaggio.

Instead, head south about five miles to The Island Fish Company, where you will find great conch fritters. They have a good crust, are meaty and tender with just a bit of a kick. You get eight for 10 bucks.

There is also a tiki bar so you can have a rum drink to wash ’em down at a dockside table.

The Lobster Reuben Sandwich

Lobster Reuben Sandwich Key's Fishery Market & Marina
Key’s Fishery Market & Marina on 35h St., has a rich and delicious lobster reuben sandwich.

Here’s a unique Keys treat – a lobster reuben sandwich. It’s a like a lobster roll, except it’s served on thick, toasted bread with melted cheese. It’s as delicious as it sounds and as a bonus, you eat it on picnic tables at the water.

It’s $16,95, comes with fries and can be found at Key’s Fishery Market & Marina (3502 Gulfview Ave., Marathon; bayside, at the end of 35th Street, just past Home Depot if you’re heading south).

The place also has a Konchwurst; bet you cant’ get THAT anywhere else but there! If you want to hang for a while there is also an upstairs bar.

Strong Cuban Coffee

Just beyond 35th Street, on the right in the Exxon station, is a place that serves the best – and strongest – Cuban coffee in the Keys. And perhaps the strongest anywhere outside of Havana.

One small cup will have you eyes opened wide your hair standing up as if you  stuck a screwdriver into a light socket. It takes the Cuban lady time to make this little devil of a sin, so be patient.

Dockside Live Music Bar In Marathon

Dockside Tropical Cafe Marathon FL
Steel drum music is one of the many types of tunes heard at Dockside Tropical Cafe.

The biggest town in the Keys is Marathon and there are several places to eat and drink. The one the locals have loved for years is Dockside Tropical Cafe, which has just been fixed up and re-opened by trop-rock singer/songwriter Eric Stone and his wife Kim.

It’s off the highway – turn by the Publix (or K-Mart) and make a right on Sombero Road to Sombero Marina – and with live bands nearly every night of the week (including Eric, who has toured not just the USA but also Australia) you may want to consider getting a room at a nearby hotel and tossing out the anchor.

It has good food (half-pound and even full pound burgers!), drinks from the BVIs such as a Bushwacker and the Soggy Dollar Bar’s legendary Pain Killer, and a deck that’s not just dockside it IS the dock.

The Seven Mile Bridge

Seven MIle Bridge Florida Keys
The Seven MIle Bridge bridges the gap between Marathon and the Lower Keys.

At about MM50 is the Seven Mile Bridge, the most scenic part of the trip. This “Keys connector” rises high above the land to expose expansive views of the water on each side – the Gulf of Mexico to the west (right, on the way to Key West) and the Atlantic Ocean to the east.

It’s actually 6.79 miles and in 1982, 37 of the original bridges, including the Seven Mile Bridge, were replaced with wider spans.

Many of the old bridges still can be seen running alongside the newer ones.

The Seven Mile Grill offers good food and drink and just across the highway at MM32 on a side road is another bar/grill called the No Name Pub, famous for its dollar bills on the walls and pizza (note: this is 15 or so minutes off Highway 1, bayside, at Mile Marker 30.5 on Pine Key).

At MM20 is Mangrove Mama’s, a cool bar – well a mangrove shack, really – with excellent food served in a tropical setting. People come here just for the Key Lime Pie, but if you get a sandwich get it with the “true Souther” potato salad.

Sunday nights, it’s got the best reggae band in the Keys. It’s only a 20-mile drive from Key West, so much of the Sunday crowd is from the Conch Republic.

Last Stop

Still hungry? Bobalu’s Southern Cafe, is a family-operated road house at MM8.

After that, it’s a straight shot into Key West.

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• Travel Blogger Charles McCool In The Keys



Filed Under: Key West Tagged With: bars & restaurants, Florida, Florida Keys, Rum drinks, Top Travel Destinations, travel

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    January 9, 2018 at 8:46 pm

    […] the most famous spot along the 100 mile drive to Key West, Seven Mile Bridge (MM47) is a wonderful stop. On my recent trip, I walked 1.5 miles […]

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