Patriots Owner Fumbles At The Orchids Of Asia Day Spa
He can win Super Bowls but he has to pay for his jollies. What kind of loser is this guy anyway!?
Robert Kraft, owner of the New England Patriots, was charged with first degree solicitation of a prostitute in the Orchids of Asia Day Spa in Palm Beach, FL. He was witnessed getting a shiner off before the Patriots-Kansas City Chiefs AFC Championship game. No wonder he was smiling so big after his team won.
Personally, I know if I had his kind of money, fame and access to all those NFL players (oh yes, Tom Brady!) that I have enough of a personality where I would not be going to a massage parlor to have sex. (I don’t go there without all that money, fame and access to Tom Brady, but that’s beside the point). I would have girls lined up and down the street trying to get at me.
Kraft apparently has to go to the Orchids of Asia Day Spa in Florida to get his rocks off, by contrast.
Kraft should look at his coach for guidance here. Bill Belichick is about as unattractive as we come in the male gender, yet he’s got a knockout of a blonde for a wife. In fact, he leads all of sports coaches in the PubClub.com-created Coaches/Wives Discrepancy Factor. Bret Bielema, the former coach, is a close second.
Belichick met her the way I most often meet girls, by the way. In a bar.
A widower, Kraft has been seen with 39-year-old Ricki Noel Lander, who gave birth to a baby that was not his, so that could have been just one of those “trophy girl” things.
Unlike his team, Kraft must have no game when it comes to talking to women. His personality around girls must be as deflated as the teams footballs.
Kraft – as well as former Citigroup President John Havens, who was also caught at the Orchids of Asia – prove that while there are girls out there ready to chase down the man for the money, you can still be a loser even if you’re a winner at the bank.
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