There are certain things single guys know that we have either learned from friends or that we have experienced ourselves.
We can’t necessarily explain them, but we know them to be true.
Case in point. We know that women in the following professions are crazy! Female attorneys. Veterinarians. Alaska Airlines flight attendants. And professional dog walkers.
And by crazy, I mean they do outlandish things. Such as suddenly grabbbing your crotch, yanking your hands on thier boobs even if you barely know them and the trademark move of becoming uncontrollable once they have had a couple of drinks. And it gets worse with the more they drink.
Being in public does not phase them, either. They will yell out to strangers across the bar, suddenly bolt from you to flirt with another man then fling themselves back at you and generally cause if not a scene then certainly a stir.
If you sleep with them it’s a wild night and that’s a huge attraction because you know that is ahead of you. But you had better watch out, too. Because if you think it’s going to be a one-night stand or an occasional bootie call at 3 a.m., think again. These women are the type that would do to you what Rose did to Charlie on “Two And A Half Men.”
Now, some guys like crazy women. They like living life on the edge. Socially, they are always in the danger zone. But most men, myself included, like stability in the women we spend time with so we’re not constantly wondering what she will do next.
I have no idea why women in those professions seem to be that way, and neithr do any men I’ve talked to about it. Attorneys I can kind of see because they need to be agressive and assertive in court and work in a male-dominated field. But the others? It’s a mystery to us single men.
We do know that no matter how the girl in those occupations look – if she’s a head-turner or 6-pack pretty – we should keep out distance. Sometimes, tho, it’s easier said than done and by then, it’s too late.
Tho a good trick to play on a friend is to talk her up to him, get him interested and then let him suffer the consequences. Later, you laugh about it over beers. Well, you do the laughing while he does the complaining. Then you buy him a shot of tequila and all is (almost) forgiven.