By “Mr. Lay Cruise Ship,” PubClub.com Blogger
There is sexiness all around cruise ships. It drips like water on the pool deck.
But it can also be as elusive as a free cocktail, as hard to come by as comped WiFi.
Cruise ships are full of people on vacation, lots of cocktails are usually involved and there are shore excursions which for fun party people (and singles) who go to bars. So there are opportunities for single people.
Most people don’t go on a cruise expecting it to be a slam dunk as far as finding someone to hook up with, but it can happen. If you know what to do and follow these rules. These tips work for both men AND women and covers all age groups.
This article is for the average person, not the rock star or well-bankrolled high roller. Instead, it’s practical tips for practical people. While written by a man, the same philosophy can be adopted by women.
This article is for those who prefer the satisfaction of the thrill of the chase.
So, now with the stage all set, here are “Mr. Lay Cruise Ship” tales about how to find someone to have sex with on the high seas.
The bottom line is, a lot of girls are on cruise ships to have fun and some want to get laid. And I want to get laid, too!
Planting The Seed
My strategy is simple – I look for a person or a group of people having fun. A good place to find them is at the pool, a bar or on a shore excursion.
I am not a great talker. What I am is an opportunist. I recognize an opportunity and get in there and go for it. I try and sit next to a person I’m attracted to or a group of partying people. It’s easy to start a conversation with the person sitting next to you.
And you won’t get laid at 11 o’clock in the morning on a cruise ship. You get laid at night. People are there to enjoy themselves and soak in as much of the cruise experience as possible. So trying to hit on them early will not work. You must be patient.
What I do upon meeting someone is plant the seed. I talk to girls, then ask where they are going to be later. Or I tell them where I’ll be later. “Let’s meet there,” I’ll say.
Sometimes they might be there and sometimes they might not, but it’s happened before and like I said, at this time of the day it’s all about planting seeds. If a girl does say she will meet me somewhere later, I always go back and check. You just never know.
So, getting laid in on a cruise ship is not really a long shot. But you do have to be willing to roll the dice.
The ‘Dollar Bill’ Theory
One key elements is attitude. As well as a certain willingness to adjust one’s latitude on your ideal physical attributes of a girl or guy (and not just on cruise ships but at street parties, festivals, concerts, Las Vegas, etc.). I call this this the “dollar bill theory.” We’ll
Let’s say you are walking down the street. You see a dollar bill on the ground. Well, you’re going to pick it up, right? It’s the same with a girl. If you see someone who is okay looking but certainly not a 10, are you going talk to her? I sure will, because I know I could be getting laid!
Now, sometimes you might find a five, 10 or even 20 ‘dollar bill’ and you’re sure going to reach down for that one. But there’s a lot more dollar bills laying around than those fives and 10s, so if you want to get laid you’ve got to be willing to pick up the dollar bills.
What I won’t pick up are quarters, dimes, nickels or pennies. But I’m always looking to pick up those dollar bills.
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