A Pair of Attributes Helps Set Canadian Girls Apart From Those in Many Other Countries
Why is it when discussions come up about which country has the most beautiful women, you hear Italy, Mexico, Sweden, California (yes, California is pretty much a country all unto itself), etc. But no one ever mentions Canada. Maybe those people haven’t been here and if not, they don’t know what they are missing.
Well too bad for them. The girls here are outrageous. My head turns more often than traffic on Yonge Street. Most are in the mid-5-foot range and blonde (many Northern Europeans settled here) with bodies as solid as the Pyramids.
They also have an attribute that makes them unique among women on the planet: They have the World’s Most Incredible Breasts.
We’re not talking the Barbie Twins, mind you, but perfectly round natural breasts that seem to literally explode out of their tops. They are so perfect, it’s as if they came out of a mold. It’s amazing and it’s everywhere you look.
It is the result, PubClub.com philosophizes, of generations consuming large amounts of great Canadian beer. We refer to them as Molson Canadian Breasts, or MCBs.
All those girls in Los Angeles seeking to enhance their breast sizes should forget about the surgeons in Beverly Hills and move to Toronto. It would happen naturally.
Oddly, it is a phenomena that appears to be concentrated primarily in the Ontario province (too much tree-hugging in Vancouver, too much French influence in Quebec, perhaps?). For MCBs, Ontario is the place.
Added to this visual delight is the fact that the girls are quite friendly. Bright smiles and blonde hair make for a sweet combination. Sure beats the attitude PubClub often gets back home in Manhattan Beach, CA.
One of the prime examples is a tall blonde babe named Cynthea. And that’s “Cynthea,” not “Cynthia” or “Cindy” or “Cindy Lou.” She is hip, cool and intelligent, loves a good party, has Swedish blonde hair, that great figure and just the best Canadian accent.
And that’s another thing. The accent here is adorable. Cute, actually. It’s very soft. For example, Canadian is “Ca-need-e-an.” Any word containing an “o” is pronounced very “round,” so that “about” become “oh-boat.”
Then there are the phases they use. They don’t phone or call you, they “give you a shout.” They don’t do a lap around a bar, they “take a walk-oh-boat.” They don’t have bachlorette parties, it’s a “stagette.”
One odd thing about Toronto women is that they won’t call a number out of their own area code. Their area code is 416 and PubClub.com’s is 310. In order for a girl to call PubClub back, it requires giving her the number of one of friends in Toronto. Then, of course, that friend must be alerted that some strange girl is calling asking for someone else.
But that’s just a small quirk, something easy to overcome. It’s the bigger “picture” here that’s worth the look.
Try watching Lost Girls and you will see Canadian women have the most beautiful breast I have ever seen. One lady in particular is Anna Silk. I can look at her cleavage all night and all day. One very lucky dude Seth. Anna is a hottie.